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A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.
by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017
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Chestermere

A horrible monster place full of fuckboys and vape gods, home of the worst grade 7-12 school in the country. All the teachers are cunts, especially the gross saggy math teachers. The lake is full of eels and leeches and the people range from 12 year old hyebeasts to 40 year old white moms that complain on facebook if you cross the street wrong
"Damn that guy looks cool with his huf socks, where do you think hes from?"
"Judging by the size of that vape cloud, i'd say Chestermere"
by veronikaj May 29, 2017
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Cheatermote

:noun: One who winds down their car window to hinder geetermoters (see geetermote)
Nutalie: "Why are you winding down the window, it's not that hot?"

Tom: "I'm getting fed up with people geetermoting in it"

Nutalie: "Your such a cheatermote"
by wurlye January 6, 2010
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Chesterfieldian

A citizen of the city of Chesterfield, Missouri. The cuisine of Chesterfield, Missouri. Usage popularized by the news web site, the Chesterfield Patch and writer Christopher Reilly.
She was 100% Chesterfieldian, born and raised there.

Let's dine in town. I feel like eating Chesterfieldian food.
by Chappy2010 November 10, 2010
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clustermite

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite
by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020
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Chesterfield Missouried

Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”

“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
by Twinkmaxer300 January 26, 2021
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chesterites

Chesterites scare me
by LickityLack May 30, 2006
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