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crossboard

Seth is trying to crossboard with Eliza so that Amanda doesn’t win.
by Griffith Has a Yellow January 5, 2021
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dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.
Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."
by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008
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Cheeseboard

When someone is talking to you and you aren’t really listening but you pretend you are
Hey man, are you even listening to me or are you cheeseboarding me?
by Cheeseboarder November 27, 2018
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Cheeseboard

The favourite food of such people as syylum (aka Yxngzs, mulyys, xsyIum, s6ym, pahpi sucks, teaa sucks, Zeridy4439, ROSPECTOR and tigs vu.
''Jacob, do you want a cheeseboard for tea?''

''Yeah mum can I have a monster with it?''
by fritt August 16, 2021
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Checkboard

the homophobic person who is offended by all the jokes about heterosexuality.but that's what we call toxic homophobes.
* a joke about heterosexuality *

Checkboard: this is not a funny bozo 😸
by Gingercookie001 August 31, 2021
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Guantanamo Cheeseboard

When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.
"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"
by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023
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