Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger

From Bob's Burgers: A burger served with coleslaw

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cole came, cole slaw, cole conquered Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

conquered

V. To have been defeated by alcohol/tiredness.

Mate, you look conquered, was it a late one last night?
'Would you like another pint?'. 'No thanks, i'm conquered'

by Wixon November 1, 2007

Cumquered

To cum with such extreme intensity and passion (not to mention volume) that the euphoria felt becomes the equivalent of wholesomely conquering something.

1. I totally cumquered your mom last night.

2. I came, I saw, I cumquered.

by Shady767 July 31, 2013

cheered

Made happy, response to happiness.

Someone tells you to cheer up, you then become cheered.

by TFcase March 22, 2008

Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.

Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.

by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009

Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

by nomanito June 19, 2019