A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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by A big huge fan February 3, 2010
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Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.
Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.
Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.
Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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one who stage-phones ( i can't belieave this word is still undefined in the UD!..), and talks loudly disregarding those who have abso-fuckin'-lutely zip interest in what, or who the frick might be on the phone's other end!
one who stage-phones ( i can't belieave this word is still undefined in the UD!..), and talks loudly disregarding those who have abso-fuckin'-lutely zip interest in what, or who the frick might be on the phone's other end!
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the cellfish mug.Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.
<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished
Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished
Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.
by Xiathorn^ December 30, 2005
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