Cheez-it

A snack food created to feed the gerbils that are anally inserted into homosexuals.

OOO I can feel my gerbil scurry around in my small intestine, I thinks it hungry for a cheez-it!!!

Cheez-it by jayzee1 June 21, 2011

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axp refers to sws as her cheez-it.

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A person you enjoy almost as much as the baked cheesy snack cracker itself.

Look there's Cheez-It.

Right right. He's suck a cracker.

Cheez-It by joy powder February 21, 2017

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noun used to refer to a partially White, partially Asian person, based on the fact that they are a cracker, but are not white

You fucking mixed-race Cheez-it, nobody loves you!

Nobody likes burnt Cheez-its, so you should stop roasting me.

Cheez-it by NotUpSideDown November 13, 2017

cheez-it also know as a heavy set female or male. A square bodied person often has the form of a cheez-it. So a cheez-it is ju at a fat person

bro: Yo where were you last night?
me: Bro sorry i got drunk and got with a cheez-it
bro: dang man that’s sad

cheez-it by Ncfgetfuked September 21, 2021

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Verb - To leave in a hurry, usually from impending doom or harm to one's person

The cops showed up at this kegger so we totally had to cheez it out of there.

cheez it by jaci418 December 24, 2007

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The correct plural of the popular snack Cheez It. The term "cheez its" is incorrect.

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