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street cheetah

Of darker race who lives in the hood
Aye bro look at that street cheetah over their!!!
by Savagemode2121 November 29, 2016
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Snow Cheetah

A mystical creature known to reside primarily in the mountainous region surrounding Telluride, Colorado. While there have been no confirmed sightings, witnesses have testified to encountering the Snow Cheetah's trademark massive pawprints, which have been known to be as wide as your neighborhood punchbuggy. These massive paws are the rumored source of the Snow Cheetah's speed on snow. Studies indicate that, like those furry fucking rabbits, these paws have evolved and increased their furriness to complement is massively furry physique, allowing it to bound effortlessly through fresh powder. It is believed to be the most powerful creature on the planet; nothing has ever survived an encounter with a snow cheetah. The combination of its amazing strength and speed has given the Snow Cheetah a reputation for wiping out small villages and decimating civilian populations. Research indicates there may be a connection between the Snow Cheetah and such events as the extinction of the dinosaurs, Krakatoa, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Hurricane Katrina, Chernobyl, 9/11, and AIDS. While their numbers are uncertain, it is believed that fewer than five may exist. Speculations persist that only one Snow Cheetah may be born per century due to the immense food intake required to fuel its voracious appetite. They produce asexually because their genes are perfect and no further evolution is needed.
-Yo bra, I'm gonna head up to Telluride to shred some sweet powder.

-Watch out for those fucking Snow Cheetahs.
by MRob Enterprises December 25, 2009
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Cheetah girl stupid

Feeling extremely embarrassed, stupid, or in shame during or after viewing the Cheetah Girls 3 movie. Can also be used in any other context when feeling extreme embarrassment, stupidity, or shame.
Jay felt Cheetah girl stupid after he saw his best friend and mom doing the Stanky Leg in the school parking lot.
by LCortez13 May 11, 2009
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Cheetah Woods

Tiger's new name........think about it
My wife is away for the weekend, I'm gonna go Cheetah woods!
by Boxwoodsender December 4, 2009
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cheetah spot

To cheetah spot is to cover the inside of a toilet bowl with shit. This is achieved by explosive shits that blast outward in a shape resembling a hemisphere, known as a cheetahsphere.
Matt: "oh man I just took the best raging beverly!"
Brian: "nasty dude, you cheetah spotted the entire bowl!"
by thejammonster October 1, 2008
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Cheetah Tongue

Someone who speaks at a fast pace, making them hard to understand.
He was so nervous that he had cheetah tongue.
by Jaqwaan May 27, 2018
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Cheetah Sneak

To punch someone ten or twelve times in as many seconds, before they even know they've been punched once.
"Yo, if that bastard looks at me funny, I'm gonna Cheetah Sneaks his ass!"
by The Cheetah Dude June 27, 2005
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