Cheesus

The Saviour of all Cheese.
Can been seen at The Last supper by Leonardo Da Vinci... next to the grapes.
A religious figure on which many religions base their worship.

Man Stubs Toe on Coffee table.

Man shouts, "Cheesus Christ!"

by Rvd Cheese February 5, 2010

Cheesus

The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.

person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D

by shezbomb June 8, 2009

Cheesus

a fan of string cheese incident they are usually dirty wooks that slur words, but have hearts of gold make friend with them at all costs

Yo man that donnie kid is a total cheesus he saw them at red rocks.

by willis "the doctor" Danielson May 22, 2008

cheesus

A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.

Today I ate my first cheesus.

by Kelzor November 13, 2005

cheesus

If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus

mmmmm Cheesus

by Devin Diggler April 27, 2004

cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

cheesus

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

by Monodon July 27, 2004