cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.

Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.

by romanesco September 7, 2010

cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)

I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.

by Icelandair January 16, 2008

cheeseball

A fat slob that pops his pimples for fun. No matter what happens to cheese, he will always ask to go buzz.

Guy: Cheeseball is fat!

by aaron3 May 18, 2021

cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.

...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d

by joesgarbage January 5, 2004

cheeseballs

An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.

Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.

by samuels May 24, 2005

cheeseballs

A ball of cheese.

Man, cheeseballs are freakin' awesome!

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Cheeseball

A greasy person

what a Cheeseball !

by Baggin McAwesome April 4, 2009