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Cheeseboard

To arrive at a casual gathering/party devastatingly overdressed, showing up all other guests who are assumed to be very casual.
"I think they were all just ordering pizza and getting smashed at Dave's tonight."

"Right on, I'll grab the chinos. I feel like cheeseboarding this bitch."
by tourm March 17, 2010
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cheeseboard

The definition of a complete twat, acting in a manner considered too gay for normal society, or somebody who you just down right wanna punch.
My mate Shaun went out last night and pulled this Aussie bloke. What a cheeseboard.

This cheeseboard was pissing everyone off last night, so I munged his gran.
by evil_moses May 6, 2010
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like a lion on a cheesegrader

something that nobody understands, like when someone says some random crap and you dont understand it
jackass: suck my jagon
me: wtf? thats like a lion on a cheesegrader
by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004
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dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.
Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."
by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008
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Cheesetard

The act of putting so much cheese onto something it is just retarded.
Bro 1: Man I made a pizza with 9 different cheese, straight ham
Bro 2: Bro you went full cheesetard there, you never go full cheesetard
by Nineinchesofnav April 4, 2015
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cheeseturd

Related to cheesetard and indirectly, by sympathy and association, to creeptard.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".

They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
Quora.com, despite its varied, "rational" appearance, is ultimately just cheeseturd country.
by felixh October 13, 2016
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Cheeseboard

When someone is talking to you and you aren’t really listening but you pretend you are
Hey man, are you even listening to me or are you cheeseboarding me?
by Cheeseboarder November 27, 2018
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