Urinal Checkmate

The act of a man picking an open urinal that accomplishes 2 things.

1. He is not standing right next to another man
2. Anybody else that enters the bathroom will be forced to stand next to another man.

I was late because Frank urinal checkmate'd me, so I had to wait to go to the bathroom.

by urinalcheckmatelolo April 25, 2011

Checkmate

Checkmate is a chess term used when the opponent cannot move their king out of check. Checkmate doesnt just mean that you've simply cornered the enemy king its a declaration that the enemy king is yours.

Checkmate, I win.

by User.exe June 23, 2019

Checkmate

What you say when someone has been burnt/roasted. When there's just no coming back, and they have nothing to say in reply. There are no moves remaining.

Sid: Chris, would you mind using at least one of your two brains cells to help me out here?
Chris: aTleAsT I hAvE a BrAiN.
Rithana: Ooof, checkmate.

by SiddyBoo May 30, 2020

CHECKMATED

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.

James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED

by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022

Checkmate

To turn up to a friend's house uninvited. Since you have travelled all the way there, they feel obliged to invite you in.

Tom: Dick is being boring, I don't think he'll want us to come round.
Harry: Let's just turn up, then he'll be in checkmate.

by mpithytmc January 19, 2019

Checkmate

Checkmate is use to solidify your opinion and/or argument.

Mom: Why can’t you just do your chores!? It’s not that hard, and you’d have less to do if you just started!

Me: WELL! It’s not that easy! I’m retarded. So, CHECKMATE!

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Cred: Drew and Her Mom.

by Jmart.z November 24, 2019

checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.

Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."

by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014