chexting

A moronic media-invented fusion of "cheating" and "texting," designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it's time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we've clearly wasted our potential.

Sally: "ZOMG did you hear that Billy is totally chexting on my BFF Jill?"
Saborlas: *SLAP*

by Saborlas April 2, 2010

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

This is the automated message that Omegle gives you when chatting with a stranger on their website. It is not sent by the other person. it is an informational phrase and is only to let you know that that person was chosen randomly and you will not know who they are because they are a stranger.

Sir: I think I'm going to go on Omegle!

*opens up omegle*

*reads automated message*

Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

by Hotter babe May 7, 2021

Chatting Herbs

Talking shit aka chatting da herb.
bare herbs

Jay jay - 'Yo you heard the new 50 cent choon?'
Ross - 'What you on about man you iz chatting herbs'
Tom - 'Bare Herbs'

by G beast November 12, 2008

chatting up

to hit on and make friendly with a new person.

Joe has been chatting up all the girls at the party, hoping to find one that will accually go home with him.

by c shawn November 10, 2006

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019

chatting wet

To lie. stems from anciant chavsilvanian.

Pete: i once shagged Booby McBoob
Gavin: you is chatting wet blud

by DazCorp February 28, 2005