chafer

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003

chafer

A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.

S/he's enormous, what a chafer!

by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006

Chamfer

Tesco worker with poor spelling and dodgy facial hair, usually Scottish

:chamfar:

by ACE|FRAG January 7, 2003

chubby chafer

a callus or rough spot built up on the skin of the palm do to frequent pleasuring of oneself, thus causing irritation (in the form of chafing) to the penis.

a masterbation catch-22.

Numerous jerk-off sessions caused a chubby chafer to form on my palm two days into my internet porn subscription. The friction it caused really irritated my penis.

by Fist Of Fury April 3, 2008

Chamfer

Oddness itself

17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P

by Jenkski January 8, 2003

Chamfer

A late 19th century Victorian game which used a traditional three legged milking stool. The stool would be turned upside down and the three contestants would have to see whom could sit on the upturned stool the best, the winner being the person who managed the most anal penetration. In the early years of this game the 'world' champion was a Scottish man called Chamfer, hence the title of the game.

He can do a 12 inch Chamfer

by Samwise May 25, 2003

Chamfer

neanderthal troglodyte of scottish-irish descent, usually possessing ginger hair and displaying homosexual tendencies

lol, are you chamfer?

by Anonymous May 24, 2003