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Chatman

A word that has been passed down and misspelled by generations past numerous times but still holds on to its original meaning of "champion."
Dude 1: "Hey! Did you guys see that Chatman driving by?"

Dude 2: "No way, man! He was way too fast!"
by Grav-Man June 28, 2010
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Chatham Ontario

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
by SW2020 April 2, 2021
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Chatmance

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.
I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!
by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009
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Chatham

Chatham is a crap dump town located south of Springfield, IL in Central Illinois. Chatham is distinguished from the other shitsvilles in Central Illinois by its being one of the larger crap towns in the region and the home of the Illinois Championship Cow Chip Throw. In Chatham, throwing cow chips is considered a fine art, not backasswards pastime that only hicks indulge in. The inhabitants of Chatham often boast about their cow-chip throwing prowess and wave their shit-covered hands in the air like they just don't care.

One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
Example 1:

Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.

Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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Chatham High School

Rich. Drunk. Snobby. Spoiled. About 90% of the student population doesn't remember what they did last friday night. these "chathamites" are so dramatic. sooo many slutty girls... and even more slutty guys. they wear birkenstocks, the north face, polo, anything expensive. alcohol and drugs are consumed like water and oxygen. there is a very small percentage of students here of a different race/ethnicity... almost everyone is the same. so much sex goes on at this school-- even the marching band gets it on. although most people here are complete fuck ups, the school is still respected in sports and grades.
she completely failed her SAT's and was high in all her classes, but got into UVA anyway because her dad paid off the admission board.
by anonymous December 19, 2004
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Chatham Shark

A mythical creature that is said to live in Lake Chatham in Glade Springs, WV. Only a few have reported sightings of this beast, including Jonathan Davis and Yveny Preobrasginsky.
I don’t know if I would go swimming in that lake, the Chatham Shark might get you.
by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021
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Chatma

noun or adjective:

1) Describing an extremely sexy or unusually handsome man
Jack Wang is a chatma. He gets all the ladies at Kang Chiao International School
by Severus Zeng October 12, 2020
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