charmin

when a white woman fucks a black male making her absolutely repulsive, thusly reminding all surrounding males of shit on toilet paper

Hey Steve-O, look at that charmin over there, that's one way to ruin a white woman.

by Winturgeson February 7, 2006

Charmin

When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.

After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.

by Wheelerwood May 8, 2010

Charmin Soft

i.e...in consistency with "Charmin ultra soft" toilet paper. Soft, as in a pussy, letting people run over you, or talking to one's girl for extended periods of time. See "Soft". Charmin soft is being "ultra soft". Also used to refer to a rich or affluent neighborhood. "Charmin Block Niggaz"

"Are you still talking to Amina, Crack? You truely are Charmin Soft!" Or, "Ross is from that Charmin Block, cuz he's hella soft."

by Jay Boon October 1, 2007

Charmin Stew

The result of not flushing a liquid poop. It mixes with the Charmin toilet paper, and thickens like a stew.

Oh man, I forgot to flush my crap this morning. It made a mean Charmin stew

by Charmin Man December 15, 2020

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

Charminator

The high master of picture judgement from 2001 to present.

Charminator

by mushimushi888 July 9, 2009

charmin

In reference to Charmin toilet paper, it is used only for the highest of quality babes who you would be honored by having wipe their ass with her face. Not to be used lightly!

"Man!..Tricia is a Charmin"
or just as a "heads up" warning to a friend of oncoming hottie
"Charmin"

by roonz January 28, 2005