Angry Charizard

You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.

by Tout January 17, 2012

Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Charizarded

Super fried.

Demetrius: Yo bro, you good?
Tyresius: Yeah dog I'm just charizarded right now.
Demetrius: No way man we got court in 15 minutes.

by sexymanlucas January 5, 2022

The Charizard

During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

"Dude last night I totally pulled the Charizard on Clarissa!"
"Nice!"

by Darth Furby October 21, 2008

cardtard

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

Charizad

A sexual poistion when the female sucks the males penis whilest the male lights the females hair on fair, he urinates on the female's hair and says "Charizad is evolving"

Charizad is the best with Jenny

by Read my shit December 17, 2014

Charzard

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”

Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit

by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018