chirine

A person that’s so beautiful from the inside and out, everybody loves her and she’s the cutest. Say Ma Sha Allah now because she’s the best. She has a man though so keep that dingaling in your pocket.

She’s a chirine

by the man who’s always right June 30, 2021

Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Carine and Darren

Sexy ass couple of the year. Carine has the record for the biggest hickey's and Darren has the record for the biggest dick.

OMG Carine and Darren you guys are so cute :O !

by Talarigo2 December 11, 2011

czarine

When you meet Czarine, you'll see someone who's got it all. Her sweet voice will make you feel like a wind chime on a gentle breeze, her stare can actually make you freeze. She can dance, she can sing, heck she can do everything! She once wrestled a bear, strangled an elephant and ate a great white. She's just beautiful - in every sense of the word. There's a myriad more of lovely words to define this person but that would be too exhausting for a lazy writer.

P.S. She's a smart ass. ;) You're welcome.

Guy 1: She's the most beautiful visual explosion my eyes have ever beheld.

Guy 2: Ah yea you mean czarine.

by RafaNadal November 18, 2013