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Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014
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Uncle Chapstick

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!
Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!
by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017
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Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.
Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.
by 1969lover January 26, 2021
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Cherry Chapstick

A red and enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.
by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020
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chapstick challenge

Buying one tube of chapstick and committing once it finally runs out.
I would do the chapstick challenge, but i’m afraid i’ll lose it before it runs out.
by whales are beautiful May 8, 2021
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secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.
My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.
by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010
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peppermint chapstick

Peppermint and mint chapstick is used to represent the bisexuals.
The lesbians have cherry chapstick and the bisexuals have peppermint chapstick.
by IdkMaybeBi March 23, 2020
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