Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

Chandler Riggs

15 year old actor from a small town in Georgia who made it to the big times when he landed the role of Carl Grimes on AMC's The Walking Dead when he was ten. Although he looks like a total baller, he tends to stay up until three in the morning playing League of Legends over webcam and posts in on YouTube. He's currently dating Arizonian-moved-California model and actress, Hana Hayes, who gets an excessive amount of hate from his 'fans' since he asked her out in San Francisco on April 1st, April Fools Day. He's generally friendly and kind to his devoted followers, but step out of line or make an uncalled for comment and he becomes the sass master and his fans (most of them 12-13 y/o girls who use racial slurs and vulgar language) come swarming in like vultures and make you wish you were never born. You either love him or you've never heard of him.

ie. 1

Fan: Do you know who Chandler Riggs is?

Random Person: Who?

Fan: From The Walking Dead. He plays Carl.

Random Person: OH! The little boy in the hat. Stay in the house! LOL!!!11

Ie. 2

Fan: Do you know who Chandler Riggs is?

Another Fan: OMG YAAAASS I have a fan account!

Fan: Me too!

Another Fan: Lets exchange users... Wait, did we just become best friends??

Fan: Um I think so.

by kittenmittens January 27, 2015

chandler bing

The best character on the show Friends. often likes to make jokes not all of them are funny. He struggles with relationships until he finds his love monica gellar. another popular character on that show.

also played by super hot actor Matthew Perry

Chandler bing: Could this example BE any better?
Me: nope

by ellellellellellis September 5, 2009

Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.

"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."

by darth_california September 20, 2009

chipoodle

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.

I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.

by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

Heather Chandler

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.

With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler

by Regina Chandler August 30, 2020

Canoodling Hoagie

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009