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campenstance

Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).
Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.
by G-love13 February 11, 2009
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chapenese

chinese and japenese mix. just like basian is black and asian mix
person 1: dude that chapenese kid is like jackie chan!!!

person 2: dude!!! I know!!!!
by SUPER EMO#1 January 3, 2009
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compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.
"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."
by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012
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Chappelism

The belief that one does not need to learn certain information as long as such knowledge is available to them in some form.
Because my teacher believes in Chappelism, she says that we don't need to study our notes as long as write them.
by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010
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Champitis

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.
Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.
by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010
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Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time
Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too
by ciy August 28, 2021
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Marcellon Champania

A renowned or popular person who is likely to be a pedophile
Dude I can't believe Bill Cosby was a Marcellon Champania
by You're A Wank Stain January 3, 2016
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