Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .

My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable

by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009

alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005

Chamoy

When a big husky mexican man roofies you and pulls your foreskin too far back causing an explosion of blood.

evil indian man: “don’t touch me im scared totally not gay mexican man: “i am going to give you the chamoy”

by bok bok with the glock glock March 22, 2025

Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder

Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.

by marlory allegg December 9, 2011

whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off

i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois

by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018

chamoy pickle

Wrapping a fruit roll up around your man’s monstrous penis and sucking it until the fruit roll up disappears and then tongue kissing him after so he can also taste the fruit roll up

I wanna chamoy pickle with you

by Mind your beezwax December 14, 2023

chamoy pickle kit

This is something that people say when they worship the devil. Do not let your kids order one.

"im going to order a chamoy pickle kit"

by jesusworshipper93 December 28, 2023