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Chamois Vagina

When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .
My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable
by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 19, 2009
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alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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Chamoy

When a big husky mexican man roofies you and pulls your foreskin too far back causing an explosion of blood.
evil indian man: “don’t touch me im scared totally not gay mexican man: “i am going to give you the chamoy”
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A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected
Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹
by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023
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whack chamois

Chamois or material used to catch semen when jacking off
i'm off to watch some porn and have a good session with my whack chamois
by Stu Lieman February 18, 2018
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chamoy pickle

Wrapping a fruit roll up around your man’s monstrous penis and sucking it until the fruit roll up disappears and then tongue kissing him after so he can also taste the fruit roll up
by Mind your beezwax December 14, 2023
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Clammy Chamois

The results of a lot of promiscuous sex where a females sexual organ produces an odor similar to clam chowder
Sorry if it smells like clams, I am having a clammy chamois outbreak.
by marlory allegg December 9, 2011
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