Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

by Steve Chair January 8, 2012

chairing

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.

Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!

by defmaster123 December 29, 2023

Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

by SphereSquared January 23, 2024

chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.

Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight

by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020