Chainlink

Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.

Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.

by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021

Chainlink

The most useless cryptocoin ever created. Only purpose is to check the price of other coins.

I mortgaged my home to go all in Chainlink thinking it was going to 1000$, and now I'm homeless.

by megalodon333 June 13, 2018

phil charnock

Someone who loves music and wagonwheels. YEAH BOYYYYYYYSSSSSS!

Look at that dude over there eating a wagon wheel and listening to jazz, he's well Phil Charnock!

by David Hosslehaff April 1, 2005

Chainlinking

When two guys intertwine penises. It solves the Oracle problem.

-WP Classic Group in the Voice channel-
*Whitaker Joins the voice channel*
"Hey guys so I was chainlinking the other day..."

by Whalepool Classic regular October 16, 2017

Chainlove

1. Provides cheap gear for those who clip in or mount up every chance they get, rain or shine, hot or cold; for those who sneak away at midnight just to stare at their secret two-wheeled lover.
2. Provides premium products at cold cuts prices for riders whose carbon fiber parts and CNC-machined aluminum pivots make them sweat and shake like extras in Flashdance.
3. Here to feed the biking lifehood with merchandise from the Tour to the North Shore

chainlove cheap gear addictive

by Candicewh February 20, 2009

chavelock

A school in Grimsby/Cleethorpes which is overly run with chavs. Now the school also is packed with attention seeking EMOS and therefore causes rivals!

Now the School is known as Havelock Academy!
OR
Chavelock Academy

School Kids: Hey! Look! Its the kids from Chavelock! Get um!

by Miss Innocents February 21, 2008

chainlink

A link to an external site

Follow the chainlink to obtain info in addition to that already provided by the frequented site.

by Hercolena Oliver December 9, 2008