CHAF

Adj. Chill-as-fuck, a short word denoting an event that may seem relaxing, enjoyable and and quite honestly, chill as fuck.

Jonothan-Hey Bobo, what are you doing after water polo today?
Brian-Ah nothing, might just jack some thirty racks, sap in the park...
Jonothan-OH! THAT'S JUST CHAF!

Mom-Hey Ryan, how was your day at school?
Ryan-Great, we had sex ed with Mrs. Brimstone.
Mom- Def not chaf son, not chaf at all

by RuskiDudskie June 16, 2011

Chaf

To hit the vape and get buzzed

“I need some chaf”

by Otters69 July 7, 2019

CHAF

Chillin Hard As Fuck

I was at the lake CHAF’n and I didn’t want to leave!

by Fanofthephish October 4, 2022

Chaf

To be cringe asf or doing something lame

“You’re chaf asf for that”

by Dalemno November 16, 2023

chaftwhaling

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

hobo chaff

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.

"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."

by silent-m August 5, 2009

Chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017