centrelink

Australian welfare offices which handle among other things dole payments, family benfit, student allowance, single parent allowence etc

I have to go to Centrelink to tell them I have been sacked

by sylvy September 27, 2006

Centrelink

Where lazy cunts get tax payers money for doing jack shit!

Reardo went to Centrelink to pick up his Centrelink cheque the fucking hobo

by Luke In Da Mouwf August 14, 2006

centrelink

A chain store accommodating for the needs of those that have nothing better to do than to wait around for hours on end. Often however such individuals are rewarded with cash benifits directly proportional to their lazyness. Centrelink also is the largest employer or logisticly and intellectually challanged members of society, catering for the waiting needs of the afternoon regulars. So much so that customers often make a career out of regular visits. Centrelinks motto is "lets be as useless and unorganised as possible, and pick social minorities to disproportionly hand cash payouts"

I'm gonna buy some of my old mate Bundy and coke with all my centrelink doh.

by Will Hengineer March 4, 2011

Centrelink Buddy

Centrelink is an Australian Government Department that hands out benefits / welfare / cash to lazy mofos. Therefore a Centrelink Buddy is a friend with benefits aka fuck buddy - A friendship with the added feature of "happy endings"

"Alright guys, I am heading off now, have a little romp planned with my "Centrelink Buddy"

by Jado987 May 16, 2010

Centurylinked

Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.

My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.

by CenturyLink March 7, 2022