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celave

A person who beefs with others about their opinion of celebrities on social media; they are, essentially, like a modern day slave, of the celebrities, by volunteering to argue/fight with others about a comment, statement, and/or opinion made about a celebrity via social media or even in person..

If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.

When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
Quit being so butt-hurt over my comment; being a celave is not a good look!

This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!

You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!

This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!

You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!

Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!

Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
by Queen Kimberella October 8, 2020
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Celia

Ce-li-a (said in a Hispanic accent)
A girl who will blow your mind. Often Joyful. Even on a shity day Celia can Make you smile and happy again. Guaranteed to be amazing, well-minded, and out right beautiful; Often known to be trustworthy, loving and caring.
"Wow there goes Celia,"
or
"I love you Celia."
by ShadowPizza June 29, 2016
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calsag

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest
Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.
by Untracker October 28, 2020
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Cesar

Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
by ersoolah June 11, 2018
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Celia

Someone who is pure of heart. She wishes to please those around her and is an excellent team player. She is very passionate and expresses all emotions with her soul, especially when she loves. Celia is a "hopeful" romantic who will search 'til the ends of the earth to find her soul-mate and will never settle for anything less. She is extremely loyal to her friends and will do anything to protect the people that she loves. She is caring and sweet, and will stay by your side when you're down or sick. Although her loyalty runs strong. Celia is magnetic to all that meet her, with beauty, brains, and her witty sarcasm and good humor. She's literally just the best!!!
Who's the girl over there she looks like she's having a great time!

Oh that's Celia duhh
by |ThE_ReaL_GirlY| July 5, 2017
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Celso

Celso as a boy's name is of Italian and Latin origin, and the meaning of Celso is "high, lofty". Also a part of words for sky, like "ciel" (French) and "coelum" (Latin).
I see Celso walking down the street.

Puedo ver un ángel in el cielo.
by Janedoe081299 May 1, 2021
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Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
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