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Cellhole

A person using a cell phone while being completely oblivious to their surroundings, other people, or tasks requiring full and immediate attention.
I watched a Cellhole weave dangerously in and out of traffic without using any turn indicators.

While navigating the store the Cellhole was compiling a verbal shopping list.

The ring tone in the theater indicated there was a Cellhole in the audience.

Just when the entrée arrived a Cellhole at the table next to ours decided to have an argument with his girlfriend.
by Roger Halunen January 19, 2006
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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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Tossing the Cells

When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.
Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells

Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol

Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.

Guy 2: LOL
by Brandon Hatecobs June 23, 2011
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We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one
by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020
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cellpholocate

To find someone in a large crowd using your cellphone.
Bob said he would meet us by the entrance to Slim's, but I don't see him. I'll cellpholocate him. "Bob, where are you? You're out front? I don't see you. You're next to the police car? There you are!"
by Job Smith May 12, 2006
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cellphonery

Rude and annoying usage of a cell phone in public, caused by a ridiculous novelty ring or a personal and private conversation conducted in a loud voice and obnoxious manner. Common in classrooms, elevators, and cramped bus stops.
That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008
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Cellsnot

A cellsnot is a person.

A cellsnot has a unhealthy relationship with their cell phone.
A cellsnot is capable of not knowing how to have human contact
I think my child is becoming a cellsnot and I am worried about my child becoming an adult and not knowing how to have face to face contact with real life people I think mb he/she has more of a relationship with a cell phone than with family and/or friends .
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 26, 2017
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