cbj

condom blog job

what it means

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

CBJ

Consolation blow job. When coitus is just out of the question.

You're not really awesome en9ugh for sex, how bout a CBJ?

by Mayham B October 2, 2014

CBJ

Acronym - Cheap Blow Jobs, which is also a long-held tradition provided by the players of an American Hockey Franchise, the Columbus Blue Jackets

“Yo look at that hockey player, he definitely has CBJ eyes”

by MUglialoro April 12, 2019

cbj

Being a Chunky Butt Juice

You are a CBJ!!!!!!!!

by VF February 19, 2005

cbj

This is the synonym of Roadhead.
It is a CAR BLOW JOB! :P

She gave my a cbj while driving my mustang

by staikos February 29, 2008

CBJ

Stands for "Crybaby James"

Nickname for LeBron James, on account of he's always crying like a little girl whenever the refs make him sad.

"CBJ just elbowed that dude in the defender in the face."

CBJ cries, acts confused, and gets his way like always.

Ref calls foul on guy who got elbowed in the face.

(I guess he shouldn't have headbutted CBJ's elbow...)

by Nubian_Brince July 7, 2018

CBJ

Canadian Blow Job -

Oral sex after the giver has had something frozen in their mouth.

"I got a CBJ at the fair."

"She ate a snow cone and stuck your dick in her mouth? That's cold, bro!

by Cybrryno April 18, 2017