To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
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Get the Crayning mug.A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
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Get the caning it mug.A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.
I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!
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Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
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Don't let your dog get too close to Scruffy; he may look cute and friendly, but he can snap as soon as he's close enough; he's caninopathic.
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