An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
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A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.
Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong
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Get the Captious mug.I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.
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Is the feeling When you see a gif,photo or video of a cut animal Is what you call that cat. Examples are DogCutious, CatCutious and all other animal types with cutious at the end.It means they are REALLY ADORABLE.
That Cat is Cutious.
by Frederick Crummett February 23, 2018
Get the Cutious mug.adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.
1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.
2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.
2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.
by Klamson! February 22, 2007
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