hernan cattaneo

South American house dj who became famous after playing at Clubland Pacha in Buenos Aires alongside the world's most renown djs. He then began touring around the world on his own playing almost 200 shows yearly winning audiences over with his unique sound.

Hernan Cattaneo absolutely blew the roof off the club last night when he played Pryda - Aftermath.

by Sweepa August 4, 2007

cantankerous

lonely, angry, cranky.

That fucking cantankerous old coot stole my ball!

by Scrunch-Mo October 2, 2006

Cattack

The act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats.

"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"

"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"

by Girl7 September 7, 2014

Cattacked

when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere

"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."

by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

catwank

This is the sensation of wanting to be a cat with current intellegence and to have an attractive female owner that you will be able to masturbate over (especially when naked after showers) as she won't suspect the cat of doing such a thing. This is most commonly found in males as opposed to females.

Gosh JR stop wanting to be a catwank!

"look at the cat stroking itself"
"That's not a cat that's a catwank!"

by Yeebles March 14, 2007

cantanker

to fulfill the qualities of being a cantankerous whore.

amanda: "Aaron, quit making fun of me for my inability to cook." *aaron gets slapped* Matt- "AMANDA!! quit cantankering you cantankerous whore"

by socswimball13 September 11, 2011