catfood

Drugs, of smokable nature

Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to

by odawg December 1, 2007

carpool tunnel syndrome

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011

carpool

when 2 or more people share the same automovil to commute somewhere, saving petrol and money. (at least thats what it means in here, the uk)

they carpool everyday to downtown because they work a short way from each other.

by anthonee August 4, 2007

Catwood

Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis

I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.

by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

carpooch

A grumpy or difficult person.

"Jeez, what a carpooch!"

by Bizrah0701 January 16, 2008

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.

On the way out of Boston, Sally got Carpool Tunnel Syndrome from the new guy John.

by Daryl Tempesta February 23, 2008

catoots

When someone farts in a group setting, and you and your friend both attest to eachother’s innocence.

Bianca: Greg and Dan both said they didn’t fart, and Greg totally had no reason to lie when he said that Dan’s usually smell worse. And it definitely wasn’t me, so it must’ve been you, Clarissa!
Clarissa: Are you kidding? It was probably Greg or Dan— they were totally in catoots!!

by dickyb July 28, 2018