by SoulSeer April 18, 2011
Get the Cutlow mug.A person who is amazing, fantastic and beautiful. A true legend. A calow should be treated with respect and admiration by others at all times.
by Anonymous_2408 September 22, 2012
Get the Calow mug.Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.
by Erin Jordan April 5, 2008
Get the catlock mug.Cat is THE BEST person you will ever meet she is a fun and energetic girl.She will always put a smile on your face and make you laugh.She loves her friends and family and is very loyal to them all and will always stand by you no matter what. Rebeliouse,risk taking and living life on the edge every girl wants to be like her. She's a bit of an annoying weirdo for being to good at basically everything without trying but thats what makes her. Unfortunately people get jealous easily of cat a lot. Thats what gets them hurt.If you have a catlover1smudge as a friend be happy and grateful as you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
She also has a Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
She also has a Great sense of humour but has an overbearing personality.
by .-.ihffcirlhbwthicstah!.-. November 19, 2020
Get the catlover1smudge mug.Catcow is a very sexy woman, and many of the server members have expressed their attraction to her, with some claiming to be "in love with her". It should be noted that all of these people are married, and thus their attraction to Catcow is illegal. Furthermore, this is not a reason to hate her, in fact, it's the reason why she's amazing. She's sexy, she's adventurous, she's a damn fox, and she's got a great body to match. No one is sexier than her.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
The fact that everyone on the server is married also makes the amount of people who have wanted to have sex with her quite a large amount. As a side note, many of the server members were not aware that Catcow was married until their first divorce, with many of them going through a temporary "Catcow phase".
"Catcow Phase"
"Catcow Phase" is where server members would express their love for her, make inappropriate comments, and other such behavior. A lot of these instances were recorded in the server's first Frantic Fanfic, which was the basis for a lot of the server's humor.
Catcow is a very sexy woman
by mothman6900 November 5, 2022
Get the Catcow mug.When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
Get the Catlock mug.The best boyfriend a girl could ask for! A Calloway is handsome, kind, caring, and funny. He is truly perfect
by Emily white May 24, 2013
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