CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.

YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE

by (GM) January 15, 2009

catslock

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and hits the capslock button.

user1: hey man

user2: hey, how's it going

user1: hanging in there. just finishiNG UP THIS PAPER I'M WRITING

user1: fucking catslock

by maisonaise March 19, 2012

Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Carlocked

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

catlicker

Literally, one who licks cats. An insult used to insult people without actually insulting them all that much.

Even so, who would lick a cat?

"Dante is such a catlicker."

"What are you doing, you catlicker?!"

by onewconditions March 6, 2010

Carlocking

The act of repeatedly sending someone a Facebook friend request and immediately canceling it so that the other user receives a notification of the request but can no longer respond to it.

I've been carlocking Steve Kaplan for a few days now and he thinks that Facebook is broken.

by drankpee November 5, 2014

catcock

See also: Fuckwit

by Rockerdon April 9, 2003