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Catcher in the Rye 

The purest of the purest form of crap. Virtually plotless, this book deserves to be banned. Outdated views of the world. Some gay emo dropout. This book SUCKS.
Catcher in the Rye is t3h uber-suXXorz.

Catcher in the rye 

A piece of literature that was banned in some places. You have to read about 75% of the book till you reach the main reason why its called "Catcher in the rye". Kinda slow and boring, but better than other mandatory school literature.
Did you read Catcher in the rye?
Nah I let Spark notes handle it for me.
Catcher in the rye by whuh? November 14, 2004

The Catcher in the Rye

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is how many pages it is and what year it was written, and all that pointless kind of crap, but that stuff bores me, if you want to know the truth.

The Catcher in the Rye is a classic novel narrated by Holden Caulfield, a depressed and lonely teenager who shuns the world of adults and all its phoniness, and dreams of catching children from falling off a cliff. Holden has a very cynical outlook on other people and is constantly wondering if there exists a place in which he can truly feel a part of. Practically the only person in the entire novel that he is able to communicate with is his little sister, Phoebe. He had a younger brother named Allie who died of leukemia a few years prior to the narration who he thinks the world of. Its obvious that his mental state and overall outlook on life has been largely shaped by his brother's death.

This novel is so deep and realistic that I lack the ability to properly do it justice. When you finish reading this masterpiece you'll wish that old Salinger was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up whenever you like. It's one of the few things that I can think of that I get a big kick out of. People who don't like this book depress the hell out of me. They really do.
Human- The Catcher in the Rye is a masterpiece! I have never in all of my life been able to relate so much to a literary character as I did with Holden Caulfield! He is my hero!
Phony- Are you serious?! That book is so lame. It's just about a whiny, emo kid!

The Catcher in the Rye

The best book ever.
Cynical, witty, classic.
Any open-minded individual can relate to Holden in their past or in their own life as of now.
An absolute masterpiece.
The Catcher in the Rye by Schmuck December 9, 2003

the catcher in the rye

An amzingly written book.

its overlooked by most people because its a "school book"
I dont like reading it in school beacause my teachers read way into all the meanings and symbolism and crap.
I loved "The Catcher in the Rye" when i read it on my own, but now that my teachers RUINED it for me, i kinda try to avoid it.

a catcher in the rye 

a marvelous and awesome classic 1951 novel written by j.d. salinger. however there are many vulgar expressions and sexual refrences.

recomended and voted as one of the best classic lit of the 20th century
john: hey dude, i just read this fucking awesome classic novel.

rob: is it called a catcher in the rye?

john: hell yeah!