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captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
by Dirry July 7, 2005
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castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
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castard

Castard, you're stupid!
by cassie February 12, 2003
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carnitard

Carnitard ; carnitard is a combined of the words, carnist/carnivore and retard. It is primarily used in contexts where an idiot is LARPing as a carnivore in an attempt to justify being a carnist buffoon
Highlander is a total carnitard - he thinks wolves use bows and arrows to hunt.
by Albuquerque Bandit December 18, 2021
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Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.
Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."
by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025
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Captard

Capitalist: *using reason*
Leftist: Oh you Captard
(Dont take it personally please)
by CharlemagneTheGreat November 24, 2020
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Caspita

Caspita Is an exclamation used in italian informale language to Say Fuck
Caspita, that Building Is vert big
Caspita, i banner my finger
by Patonzolo November 22, 2021
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