carve

to blow MAJOR dick

"yo bruh saw mackenna the other night... you think she carves?"
"due she TOTALLY carves"

by xXBeAsTyeetXx March 10, 2016

Carving

carv·ing

/ˈkärviNG/
Noun
A term originating from early usage by eighth graders in Englewood Cliffs, NJ, carving is the act of using one's penis to make sloping motions skimming around a woman's buttocks in a slow manner. It is done similar to how a turkey is carved or how long boarders would carve down a hill.

Keith: That girl has some nice cake!
Tom: Yeah, it just sucks how so many guys have already been carving it. There's nothing left to carve by now.

by Captain_Spicy_Wiener April 5, 2013

carving

a process known to Aruban locals as singling out a person and "hearding" or menuvering a person "away" from the crowd

It's quite possible that Joran and co positioned themselves to "escort" NH to their car which she thought was a taxi by telling her.. here we got you a cab. Once inside it's a little too late to do anything. Carving isn't an American term it's one that was brought up on the news by one of the aruban locals.

by CharlieM July 16, 2005

carve

what ppl do when can't deal with what's going on around them anymore. an emo's way of dealing with their pain. don't bag it

emo: fuck this, I can't deal. I'm gonna go have a carve.

by mlaf-doom July 25, 2008

carved

moderately rotten. not as bad as chiseled.

That singing performance was pretty carved.

by gabs007 May 19, 2006

Meat Carving

The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.

Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)

Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.

by Ltrainman February 27, 2007