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Carmelized Badger

A sexual practice that involves a male and female partner preferably: The male makes their hand like they're going to give the Shocker (two in the pink and one in the stink). You dip all three fingers in carmel dip (like for apple slices) and insert them ala The Shocker. The male's duty -- after bringing the female to orgasm -- is to clean out with his tongue and mouth what he has left in both orafices, cleaning out the den of the badger so to speak.
After Halloween, all hopped on sugar, and with plenty of carmel dip left, Jim gave Tammy a Carmelized Badger. I don't think her den will ever be the same.
by cueprod November 2, 2010
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Caterine

Caterine is a very fine young woman she has a kind heart but will hide it she has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes she’s always willing to listen she’s a good person to talk to SHE IS NOT FAT AND UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gets mad easily takes everything seriously but will always forgive she never hates anyone she’s very kind hearted.
Caterine is a very caring person.
by Gdgsgsgsgzga November 13, 2019
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Capperized

the act of being sucked into a mission or endeavor wherein you are asked to go above and beyond any reasonable means of effort to carry out a random task for the purpose of assisting someone complete or finish his errand, job, duty, or chore in advancement of his personal gain. These missions/jobs/chores/errands/tasks generally involve several side missions, financial hardships, detours and more often than not take twice as long as proposed and include various parties.
I was capperized into helping move the sailboat up the river to be safe from the storm.
by Head Gopher July 28, 2010
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cliterize

When your boyfriend won't leave your clit alone, he is trying to cliterize you.. if he succeeds, you have undergone cliterization
Mate I cliterized my girl last night
by Hsbis wpq September 17, 2017
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gabrielle carteris syndrome

when an actor plays a teenager, despite being in his or her 30's; taken from Gabrielle Carteris from "Beverly Hills 90201"
Who are they following? That actor is obvioussly 35! He can't play a 15-year-old. That is Gabrielle Carteris Syndrome!
by Guy Fontana April 28, 2007
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cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
by Motorblade January 24, 2010
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Cartherine

A type of female the is destined to have short hair, with bangs, and 11 cats. They are attracted to flannel wearing, auctustic guitar playing men. These men must know how to play Kumbya and give sultry long looks deep into the eyes of said cartherines. Also cartherines pretend to be tofu eaters but will consume large amounts of baby back ribs if they are within arms reach. Cartherines also try and grow Palm trees inside apartments and consume minimum 5 cups of coffee a day.
The Cartherine club meets in the shack after midnight. Bring your glow sticks and magic 8 balls. Has anyone seen Larry?
by 15th round June 5, 2016
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