linda cartered

Getting "Linda Cartered" is when you get so twatted (like Linda Carter on EastEnders, obviously), that you spend the night telling everyone they are ShitCunt arseholes, (or words to that effect) then piss your pants in public.

I was sooo Linda Cartered last night...shouted me mouth off in the pub... Then pissed meself

by Kaydux March 10, 2020

Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024

Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.

Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.

by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018

Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.

Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get

He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you

by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010

Chartered

Verb To get completely, utterly and physically fucked out of your mind by narcotics, alcohol, and/or physical interaction.

Adjective To be completely, utterly and physically fucked up by narcotics, alcohol and/or physical interaction.

Let's go get chartered, Margret !

I'm so fucking chartered right now, John!

Let's charter that cunt!

by Goatgoatsmash June 3, 2018

Carteret

"A small borough located in New Jersey. Carteret has a strong Irish, Polish, Italian, African American, Punjabi, Hindu, & Muslim community. They also contributed a lot to America, especially sending many young men and women to War (WWI, WWII, and Vietnam mostly).

Private Nicholas Minue was from Carteret. He's a renowned military hero, even having a public elementary school named after him.

by Carteretian January 23, 2010