Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020

Carterd

When you lose your testicles to your girlfriend. You do absolutely anything your girlfriend tells you to do no matter what!

Girlfriend tells you to do something you say Why are you acting so “carterd“

by Johnny Jim September 11, 2020

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

cardenden

A shitehole in Scotland where loads of young team folk hang about

#Cyt

You up cardenden the night mate

by Thebigman112 May 20, 2018