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Ms. Carriager

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.
Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?
by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020
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War Carriage

Getting completely dominated, can be relevant in any circumstance but substantially present in the video game realm.
Yo, I can't capture objective B. These guys got a straight up war carriage.

Chris keeps getting flattened by the war carriage, kick him.
by iiRecycle October 20, 2016
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Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.
Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.
by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015
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Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.
While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.
by t1climb1 August 10, 2012
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carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.
Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.
by Richard Black March 14, 2005
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Carriage-Cruiser

A person who is unable to simply stand in one position on a train and decides, much to the annoyance of the other passengers, to move down the length of the train using the internal doors.
"I was standing in the corridor of the 8.24 train and I had no fewer than six carriage-cruisers squeeze past me."
by Phil Davy October 16, 2006
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carriage princess

Someone who gets driven around so much that they don't even know the area around themselves or where they are
"Emily is such a carriage princess, I doubt she even knows where she lives"
by Rellifwc August 16, 2023
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