Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.

I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.

by MC Stin November 2, 2012

Carpet Burn

is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).

Also known as "Chafed Dick."

At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.

by Sirlottawin November 23, 2011

Carpet Burn

1. When you at a club or party setting and you start talking to a girl. Buy her drinks, talk her up, put in the time. And after you think you've got this one. Her girlfriend walks over and she walks away.
2. When shes got a 5'oclock shadow(not on her face) and you come up with a slit redness that wasn't there before.
(straight girls may know this from kissing men who haven't shaved in a couple days)

"hey where did that girl go you where just talking to"
"she left"
"with who"
"her girlfriend"
"o man you got carpet burned"
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"Hey sarah were you out in the cun today"
"no, my girlfriend lost her ravor"

by ColdFire October 26, 2006

carpet burn

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night

by Tok Kim April 1, 2004

Carpet Burn

If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".

1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.

2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.

by Standford August 14, 2006

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019