2 definitions by hogthehedge
The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
by hogthehedge September 26, 2014
I'm going to have a yeast roll tonight after dinner.
My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.
My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.
by hogthehedge July 27, 2014