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Definitions by hogthehedge

Carpet Burn 

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)
"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."
Carpet Burn by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

Yeast Roll 

I'm going to have a yeast roll tonight after dinner.

My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.
Yeast Roll by hogthehedge July 27, 2014