carpet cleaner

a dude with a mustache eating out a girl

bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner

by islander86 March 23, 2008

Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 05, 2010

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 16, 2019

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 13, 2024

Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.

"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.

by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022

Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019