Carike

cariked; cariking; carikes

noun

1. Absurdly hot, razor sharp woman with a mesmerising, incredible thigh gap.
2. (hence figuratively) Any aperture which is particular narrow, enticing, or visually appealing.

transitive verb

1. To take advantage of the fleeting appearance of a CARIKE.
1. To consume from a CARIKE, often with extreme gusto.

Did you see the shot he just made? Cariked it right past the keeper!

Stop cariking your cocktails! I haven’t finished my first glass!

by Gary McGary November 24, 2021

Epping carnage poo

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses

'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017

carnal

Adjective used as vocative to denote affection, either real of fake. Abbreviation of "primo carnal" which is first cousin in Spanish, to denote that you consider the other person as part of your close family.

YOU: ¿Quiubo, carnal?

YOUR BUDDY: Aquí no más, esperando a mi morra.

by TOTESDUMPKFE May 12, 2021

Cankles

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

Cark

Mark with a C

Barista: "Whats your name?"
Me: "Mark with a c"
Barista: "...Ok, Cark"

by DojoSkate February 10, 2020

carked

dead, as in no longer alive and living, eg: gone to their maker

mr smith carked while away on holiday

by helen reed, April 5, 2008