beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

carrigan

one of the most amazing most beautiful girls and most intelligent girl you will ever come to met. you will ever meet shes a party animal who loves to have fun and go outside she normally likes to stick to one man. But when this girl is single no guy can look away from her.

guy#1 dude look at that crazy girl guy#2thats not a crazy girl its a carrigan

by 15 <3 mcr April 22, 2011

cardigan school

A school where kids have steroids pumped into their food so they can perform better on the sports fields.

Kyle: Who the fuck is that giant?
Connor: It's got to be a kid from Cardigan School.

by Unknown Person in Your Fridge May 16, 2016

cardigan

And when i felt like i was an old cardigan, you put me on and said i was your favorite

Cardigan is a song my taylor swift

by Taylor swift biggest fan August 8, 2020

brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out

I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan

by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009