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carpet munchies

A heightened desire to perform cunnilingus following inhalation or ingestion of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive compound in cannabis sativa.

Colloquially: really wanting to "eat pussy" after smoking marijuana.
Man, I was watching a movie with my girl the other night and after my second or third bong rip I really got the carpet munchies... dog I went down on her for like an hour!
by DJ Silky Nick November 2, 2011
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Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.
"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"
by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010
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name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing
Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."
by AYYFRON April 24, 2011
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Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010
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carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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