Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

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Mary Carmichael

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.

Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:

by Abloogough July 23, 2017

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Ricky Carmichael

G.O.A.T. of motocross. Most dominant racer in history. One bad ass dude.

Ricky Carmichael is the Greatest of all time.

by Blue Rider January 19, 2007

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Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

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