Cargument

The act of having an argument in an automobile.

"I was late getting here because I was having a cargument".

by Lorne Weiss July 20, 2008

Car guy weeb

A type of guy that are into cars and anime

Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?

Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself

Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb

Person 2: absolutely right sir

by Antonime March 23, 2021

cargoyle

The deliberate act of mounting the hood of a car, squatting like a gargoyle and taking a shit on it. This act can either be performed in public or in private. The person performing the act must be still, as not to be noticed, but watching like a gargoyle. When done right, this can be absolutely hilarious.

Jake sat inside on the couch unkowingly, while mike dropped his pants and everyone laughed as he pulled off the infamous cargoyle on his Honda Civic.

by Andy Hesterman December 30, 2007

Carguyspot

The biggest car page that the world has ever seen.

“Do you follow carguyspot”
“Of course I do, who doesn’t”

by Armaan Nagra April 25, 2021

Car Guy

The male version of a horse girl.

Person 1: „Hey, what are you into“
*90‘s shitbox drives by*
Person 2: „uhhhh I love this car“
Person 1: „yep okay, you are a car guy“

by Max and Liviu August 26, 2021

Wannabe Car guy

A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...

Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.

by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 6, 2017

Wannabe car guy

Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like “built not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.

wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.

by SnakeMain December 29, 2019