Chardonnaunty

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

by Maggielove October 12, 2017

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is the type of girl be be rather lonely she adapts to one person and will always love that person she tries to hard to get something that she knows deep down she'll never have she has a lovely kind heart. A Chardonnay makes mistakes but is not very often given a second chance when needed she is loyal and will only love one person so if she does your very lucky to have her warm kind personality

Liam : how come he just won't give her a chance?
Lucy: Chardonnay deserves better someone worth her time she'll never listen though!

by Lucy Mox June 15, 2018

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

Cardonnay

A white wine varietal favoured by Kath Day-Knight and her daughter Kimberly Craig (nee Day) of "Kath and Kim". It's French, the "H" is silent.

Let's sit down in the goodroom and have a noyce glass of Cardonnay or Sauvignon Plonk.

by dippitybix May 2, 2005

Cardona

A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.

Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona

Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7

by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018

Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

by MissingV November 13, 2017