dirty cardenas

when a female surprisingly starts manually stimulating(handjob) a male partner in conjunction with dancing.

I got a dirty cardenas at the club last night

by chriscbc05 December 1, 2009

Carlesa

Carlesa is beautiful, shy, and friendly. She'll always be there for you no matter what terms you're on with her. She is loyal even though she doesnt get it back in return. Carlesa is strong and intelligent. She is a one of a kind.

That girl Carlesa..she's somethin special.

by creolexcarle May 29, 2018

cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

Mr. Cardenas

Mr. Cardenas is foo who talks non stop like a fucken machine. He don’t even know how to teach. He looks like a pinche lagartija because like he all skinny and then u just see he fucken little ass stomach popping out.

Mr. Cardenas talk like a machine.

by Incognito bb daddy January 29, 2020

Mr. Cardenas

He is a big ass bitch that always says that u give him attitude. He don’t even know how to teach a shit. He always be talking like a motherfucken ass machine. And he has a thick ass too.

Mr. Cardenas is thickkkkk.

by Lil.pussy293 January 29, 2020

cardestrian

a car traveling the speed limit in a racing game. at a relative speed of -120 mph, these are more out of place in a videogame highway than a drunk pedestrian asleep in a real life crosswalk

burnout 3 would be so much easier if it weren't for the fuckin' cardestrians

by koobz2142 January 18, 2011

Caresa

Small, Jamaican housemaid who beats you with her broom if you ask her to clean things.

Me: "Caresa can you clean the kitchen when you're done?"

Caresa: "laksdjfioswejfaoijfoiwjefoijeoiswafjwaio AHHHHHHHH MURDAHHHHHH!"

by Jon>caresa September 26, 2011